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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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