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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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