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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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