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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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