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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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