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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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