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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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