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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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