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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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