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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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