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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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