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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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