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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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