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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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