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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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