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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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