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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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