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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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