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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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