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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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