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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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