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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Molly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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