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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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