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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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