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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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