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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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