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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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