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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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