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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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