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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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