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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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