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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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