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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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