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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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