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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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