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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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