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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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