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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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