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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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