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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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