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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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