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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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