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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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