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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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