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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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