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Pet death
My
aunt
Jemima
had their beloved pet
puppy 🐶
Professor
Sparkles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺
an ostrich 🐦
a bear 🐻
an elephant 🐘
a tiger 🐯
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cow 🐮
a crocodile 🐊
a turkey 🦃
a pufferfish 🐡
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