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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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