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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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