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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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