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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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